Saith the outgoing Denver QB: How come you two aren't sinking? |
So, what are we looking at here?
In my opinion, Manning will have a dominant year and the Broncos are my favorite to represent the AFC in the Super Bowl this upcoming season.
Why?
First of all, this Broncos team is more talented top to bottom than the two Colts teams that Manning took to the Super Bowl. Yes, I mean that.
Edgerrin James, right before he blew out his knee. |
Chris Polian: Quinn Pitcock? Oh yeah, he's got the best thumbs I've ever seen! |
Peyton spent the final years of his Colt's career saddled by one bad Chris Polian pick after another - colossal busts Joseph Addai and Tony Ugoh being the foremost in my mind.
I appreciate that Bill Polian wanted to cement his various offspring into cushy positions, but that fatherly instinct destroyed the Colts dynasty.
No caption could make this more ridiculous. |
Mike Florio (right) passes his wisdom on to his new lead rumor-monger. Fifth new guy this week! |
This is complete and utter BS. Seeing as how it takes far more arm strength to throw intermediate passes over the deep middle and middle outside of the field; what could possibly make someone think there is something wrong with his arm - based on the fact that he is not throwing long?
The answer is idiocy. Sometimes these guys run out of bad things to say about their co-workers and start blindly lashing out at others.
One of the things that you Denver Fans are about to find out: Peyton Manning is possible the most misunderstood player in NFL history - by the mainstream NFL media that is.
That is why the vast majority of "analysis" you hear or read about him is sadly wrong. This Manning does not play in New York or New England. That means that most of the people "analyzing" Manning are doing so from highlights from the red zone channel. These knucleheads could never be bothered to actually watch a non-big market game all the way through. Anything west of Buffalo is just "fly-over territory" to these people.
This is why the article I wrote breaking down what was actually going on with Manning was such a hit. It was the first time that fans read something that actually jibed with what they saw with their own eyes.
Phil, your skin looks FANTASTIC! |
This is why you should watch NFL games with the sound off. Someday, maybe the NFL will let you switch the audio track to what the announcers are spoon-fed in their earphones. That would be better.
John Madden to Jon Gruden: "Football isn't interesting by itself! It's all about YOU!" |
What you are about to see in Denver is the rebirth of the best run faker in recent history. When Manning had his best statistical years with the Colts, they had Edgerrin James running that ball. James (after he blew out his knee) was amazing at getting four or five yards out of a running play that was blocked well enough for one. By running him on first downs, they Colts were constantly in 2nd and five type situations that really stressed the defense.
Even with losing their most powerful blocker, Denver still has a great line. |
Brandon Stokley's biggest fan looks for an autograph. |
The one weapon that Manning will really miss is Dallas Clark. Yes, I understand that Jacob Tamme, his former understudy, is on the team. He can look good in certain circumstances. Unfortunately for Tamme, the Broncos don't play in the CFL.
Whenever a NFL defense decided to take Tamme out of the game, all they had to do was put someone strong and powerful on him and he was done. Don't believe me? Just go dig up the tape on the Colts 2010 playoff loss to the Jets. The plastic bag in American Beauty has more power to stand it's ground than this guy.
It is clear to me that John Elway is doing a great job with the Broncos. He did not give Dallas Clark, Jeff Saturday, or Reggie Wayne a sniff. Why? Because they are old and done. Who wants a team that loses half their team to injuries every year - like the Colts did in recent times.
I trust Elway to put a viable team around Manning; the guy has been golden so far. And with a good defense, there will be no stopping Peyton.
Mmmm... tastes like... Victory! |
He'd have six rings right now if he'd been lucky enough to be a unheralded 6th rounder whose arm strength took a mysterious quantum leap after college.
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I really hope this was a weak attempt at humor. It would be kind of sad to know someone was capable of being this incompetent about something they seem so passionate about.
ReplyDeleteWhoosh! I guess it all went over your head. Sorry for aiming high.
DeleteThis Broncos team is more talented top to bottom than the two Colts teams that Manning took to the Super Bowl. Yes, I mean that. Well said!
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